Sunday, September 17, 2006

Top 10 things that sound dirty in the office

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, But Aren’t:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop.
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!!.
6. I want it on my desk, NOW.
5. Hmmmmmmmmmm…..I think it’s out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?

AND #1…

1. It’s not fair…I do all the work while he just sits there.

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